Recycling for Fun and Profit

[as Quentin Tarantino for no apparent reason]

So, I live in Michigan, now, ok? and Michigan has this Bottle Deposit Law, ok? so, I pay 10 cents for every bottle or can I buy, right? so, I take my bottles and cans back to the store, right? and I put the cans in this recycle machine, ok? and it prints out this receipt, right? and I can take the receipt to the cashier and use it like money to pay for more food, ok? sooooo, I get this idea, right? I can get a whole bunch of bottles, right? from back home in Maryland, ok? and I can take 'em all to the store, ok? and get tons of money for all those freaking bottles, right? without having to pay the 10 cents, ok? so, I tell my family, ok? to save all of their bottles and cans, right? and to make sure that they have MI 10¢ on the side, ok? so that the bottles will be refundable, ok? so, I take these bottles there, ok? to the grocery store, right? and they won't take the bottles, right? so I ask the guy there, like, "Why isn't it taking the bottles?" right? he tells me that the store has to sell the product you are returning, or else you can't recycle it, right? so, long story short, ok? so now, I've got bags of bottles that I totally can't return!

I mean is that crazy or what? Doesn't that just blow your freakin' mind?