Chicken-Monkey-Rooster Dirty Reuben Love

First of all, you people all really need to watch The Anchorman's music video "Afternoon Delight." I love Will Ferrell.

Secondly, I had the weirdest dream the other night. I dreamt that I was in this science lab with these two scientists. I walked in the lab as one of the scientists were forcing this monkey to have sex with a hen, while the other scientist was forcing the rooster to watch. The rooster kept trying to look away, but the scientist was forcing his head to look. It might have been the sickest of my dreams. Luckily, they were only small animals.

Anyways, I'm off to make my lunch and head to work.