Our boss came stomping in the break room. His cross expression told us he was mad without a word being spoken. I thought, "Uh oh... What did I do? ..." A refreshing feeling swept over me. For once I was innocent! The boss went on explaining how someone had called his wife last night and made some "graphic sexual threats." Boy, I'd hate to be the guy who did something that stupid. I remember when I did something just like that. It wasn't that long ago... except I called the boss' wife late at night and asked her for some favors. It was pretty close to that though.

When I looked up, the boss had finished talking and was making eye contact with me. It was kind of a knowing glance between us, almost as if to say... "Hey, this might be something you would do, but we both know you didn't." Man, I love this job.