Have you seen all of the pharmaceutical commercials that are playing now? The commercials don't even tell you what the drugs are for! What is the big secret with what drugs do? Are we supposed to know what they are for? They just show the one woman in her mid-thirties playing with some kid. Soft music plays in the background. The narrator does his voiceover after fifteen seconds are over... "Don't you want to get back to how life should be? Ask your doctor if Drixoracetamorphine is right for you. Drixoracetamorphine may cause abdominal cramps, unhealthy weight loss, impotency, acute bladder control, and a strong desire to dismember a relative." I have no idea how I'm supposed to know what to ask my doctor for my next appointment 8 years from now. How am I even a candidate? Is it even for men? Does my health insurance cover it? That's the real reason you have to ask your doctor, because he gets a cut of it. When you ask him, he leaves the room, but he's really checking how good your insurance is... "I could make out on this deal!" When he gets in the room again, he's all business, "We've determinied that you will be eligible for Drixoracetamorphine." You get all excited about your impotency... When the doctor gets home, he tells his wife, "Great job on those commercials, honey... Kids, we can keep the pool!"

WAYne