A Short Bathroom Break

At work, I walked into the bathroom while my lunch was heating up and saw that since the one adult-sized urinal was occupied, I would have to use the little-person urinal. That's fine. Though, I usually prefer to stand with the top of the thing at least above my waist, but what am I gonna do? So, I step up and realize that the shaven-head guy using the normal porcelain is a whole foot shorter than me! Why would a ~5 foot person use the big boy toilet? He probably has to arc his stream to hit the right angle, anyway.

I think I saw him on his tippy toes. I ran and told the teacher on him.